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TITE NI BERT

TITE NI BERT MALIIT
by BULLYMAN December 17, 2019
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Titdexing

The act of wiping cum off someones chest.
Thanks for the peal necklace, you better get to Titdexing
by Orton617 March 27, 2020
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Tilted Peace sign

Representation that peace is an ideal that can never just be achieved but rather a practice of everyday action.
Whats the the tilted peace sign on that dudes back? It means none of us are perfect or have been perfect but can work towards peace today
by PHammerSB June 1, 2020
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Tilted

It is when you are mentally down and start performing sub-par to your actual capabilities.
I was so tilted that I lost the game of CSGO! Damn!
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Tislexia

The public generally knows the horror of dyslexia as perceiving written words in reverse order, thus making it difficult to learn as quickly as other people. They see words backwards. They communicate ideas backwards.
The extreme condition causes seeing EVENTS, time, life itself, backwards... in absolutely reverse order at times.
It shows itself when the affected tells another person something physically exists or HAS happened when it has not yet happened or has not yet been created. The other person says "No, it's not!" and the affected says "Yes, 'tis!!".
So, tislexia was born, and tislexia reached its zenith today in the White House. It was announced that THIS White House under Donald Trump had ended COVID-19 on the SAME day as the worst infection rate EVER in the history of the USA.
Tislexia! PLEASE! Leave home without it! Live your life in the correct order!
Bob had always doubted the Wall would be built down the middle of a river mostly, but one day he bumped his head on an iceberg, developed tislexia and began to see the Wall as completed. "Look! The floating river wall works! No one will EVER think to swim UNDER it!"
by You rReal Name October 28, 2020
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Tile Ass

Whenever someone has a ass that is do fucking flat; that even pancakes quiver in fear whenever they see people with a Tile Ass.
Chad 1: Oh mah gawd bro, Stephanie has such a Tile Ass dude
Chad 2: Yeah dude, but like Sun Tzu said, if there's a hole; there's a way.
by Thatweirdcrazyguy September 30, 2020
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TITE

Tite = penis
My tite is hard
by prowess October 3, 2020
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