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tinker

Shortening of the word "tinceard" which is Gaelic for Tinsmith. Commonly used to describe Irish Travellers, although many now consider it an insult. People get confused between Gypsy's of Romany decent, and Irish Tinkers. Mainly because their so ignorant and born with a silver spoon in their mouths.
by thomgael August 9, 2003
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pink ticket

To be permitted by your girlfriend/spouse to indulge in such activities that are normally banned in her absence.

Activities include visiting a drinking establishment with your mates, going clubbing and generally entertaining yourself in the presence of other males and/or females without being constantly reminded of your social obligations towards her.

In a broader sense, these activities include pretty much everything that is fun and does not revolve around her.

Pink tickets generally tend to apply to evening activities and are always of a fixed duration (usually no longer than a few hours).

The applicant must often state and commit to a pre-agreed expiration time, upon which he must return to her custody.
"I've got a pink ticket tonight. Let's get sloshed."

"John didn't get a pink ticket. I guess it's just us going MILF-hunting tonight."
by Costas Mantratzis January 3, 2009
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Tinkered

The state of intoxication between being buzzed and drunk.
Yoooo buddy I just had 4 beers and I'm tinkered as FUCKKK.
by Nikkidrex May 28, 2017
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lady tickler

Guy 1: What's with the mustache?
Guy 2: You mean my lady tickler. I like to tickle my lady, she loves it.
Guy 1: It really works?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, Sydney loves it when it tickles.
by Shtickler January 11, 2008
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Pickler Tickler

when a man in a locker room goes to anotherman in a locker room and tickles or scratches his scrotum (like a tea-bag used as a diss)
Did you hear on the news, while in the shower after the big game one of the defensive linemen gave the quarter back a pickler tickler as he left the shower for missing the final pass?
by Skim Daddy & Bishop July 31, 2009
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tucker max drunk

The ultimate state of drunkenness. Once in this stage, a person is either Tucker Max or dead. This state was first achieved by one Tucker Max, and is self-named. Further exploits can be found at www.tuckermax.com
He got Tucker Max drunk and went on a rampage of insults and destruction of furniture.
by hooligan333 November 1, 2003
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tinkerbitch

Tinkerbell's twin sister. Axed from Peter Pan so they could keep it a "U"
"Oh, god. that girl came to my party as tinkerbitch!"
(boyfriend goes off to hit on her)
by Don't Tell! October 14, 2006
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