This Charming Man

Punctured bicycle
On a hillside desolate
Will nature make a man of me yet?
When in this charming car
This charming man
Why pamper life's complexity
When the leather runs smooth
On the passenger's seat?
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear

This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
I would go out tonight
But I haven't got a stitch to wear
This man said, "It's gruesome
That someone so handsome should care"
La, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Oh, la-la, la-la, la-la, this charming man
Ah, a jumped-up pantry boy
Who never knew his place
He said, "Return the ring"
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

by Death Menace February 17, 2023

This can’t be real..

A question being used when in a situation where it feels like a dream, or when the person saying it is in denial. They say it to try to reassure themselves

Doctor: Your sister died.
Person: this can’t be real..

by Idontthinkimokanymore February 21, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam

Another term for "very epic" or "an iconic moment"

Paul: "Woah did you see Jake's touchdown that won that game?"
Sam: "Yeah, this is like that time Jesus threw a football in Nam"

by Emo Cheesecake March 28, 2023

‘This is her’ pic

The go to picture you show your friends when you’re asked about who the girl you’re seeing is

“I like this one, I look hot - it’s giving ‘this is her’ pic”

“100 p, you look gorgeous!!!

by AMALIE STEPMUM August 10, 2023

this website

the website to put fake stuff on when your bored

Person 1: this website is so accurate!
Person 2: 9/11 was caused by furries
Person 1:

by retarded black monkey October 9, 2023

This morning I woke up

A way to describe how someone responds when someone is under the impression that they are being manipulated or gaslighted, specifically when you want to remind them that you woke up that morning.

“Stop manipulating me, stop, stop!”
“This morning, I woke up today in this morning, in the morning I woke up this morning I woke up, and remember that every morning, that I wake up, I, I WOKE UP THAT FFFFFUCKING DAY just remember that.”

by JoeyBeltbuckle32 October 17, 2023