Alan Nap

It’s a long nap before you’re going to nap. It’s a nap to prepare for an actual nap. Because nap is life

I worked a double. So I came home and payed down for a quick Alan Nap.

by Sprechenziedick March 14, 2019

Iced Nap

A iced nap is where one sits in bed while hungover with an ice lolly, most commonly a orange one

I could really do with an iced nap

by Icey12345 June 30, 2023

pumpkin napping

Pumpkin Napping is when you drive around in the middle of the night stealing people's pumpkins off their lawns and porches.

Yo Ethan, wanna go cruise around the strip and go Pumpkin Napping?

by Bernie-Lb October 19, 2017

jacket-napping

When you forcefully put a jacket on a person and force them to put one 1 arm through the sleeve then drag them away with all your power

person 1: oh hi you're looking pretty cold let me give you my jacket
person 2: oh no i'm good
person 1: i don't feel like taking no as an answer...
person 2: wait what

person 1: I'VE GOT YOU NOW
person 2: NOOOOOO HELP ME HE'S JACKET-NAPPING ME

by national person September 28, 2021

nap-atizer

When you take a nap on the couch while watching Netflix instead of just getting up and going straight to bed.

Jim took a nap-atizer on the couch while watching Schitt's Creek for an hour before bed.

by MFGJokers November 29, 2020

AIDS nap

Is when a person sleeps any more than 12 hours, with or without AIDS. Generally people with AIDS need a lot of sleep.

"Honey, you went to bed at 9pm last night, and didn't wake up until noon the next day. Is everything ok!?"

"Yes, I had an AIDS nap. I just don't care about life right now."

by wrathchild20 February 13, 2014

content nap

when you go on your phone and mindlessly scroll tiktok so hard that you fall into a hypnotic, unconscious, dream-like state similar to daydreaming

adam: "why hasn't benjamin joined the call back yet?"
cooper: "he's probably taking a content nap"
benjamin: *content napping*

by josephissleepy June 17, 2023