Rock Band

The best invention to make your children want to play real life drums. Using a guitar hero drumset makes the drums in the game look pretty much identical to regular drum kits. The game is obviously similar to guitar hero except that now you have drums and microphones. Playing the guitar im this game wont make you come far in real life, but learning how to play the drums will make you get a good sense of BPM. The singing on easy will simply make you understand the lyrics, but even if you sound a horse getting buttfucked in the face you can get lots of points. If you want to learn drums, rock band can be a good start for you. When you manage to complete expert without trouble, you can start learning which pattern resembles the correct pad on real drums ( on most drum kits.) rock band was the reason i learned how to play drums, and became the most repected guy in my school. Practice=skill!

Guy #1: Dude how you get so good at drums you're amazing!!!
Rock band dude: i just started playing rock band and got addicted therefore i wanted to learn real drums.
Guy #1: cool story bro.

by ThatGuyWhoLikesMetal May 15, 2014

Band Practice

A place where you go to get high as fuck, drunk and sometimes make music too

Hey man I went to Seventh Eves band practice and all we did was get high and wasted.

Hey man that band Seventh Eve got that dope ass bud and booze, their band practice was so good that they used their last two brain cells to run a whole ass set non stop on god.

by Seventh Eve. April 5, 2022

Band Bond

A relationship in which one makes love to a band instrument.

Jesus Christ, Richard, are you a in a band bond with that saxophone?

Yeah, what’s wrong with that? After all, the only useful class in school is band, everything else is useless in life. Band class for life...

by wakkjobb the holy August 21, 2018

Band Geeks

Only the greatest episode of Spongebob Squarepants ever to be made I can't believe I have to write the first definition for this. In Band Geeks, Squidward assembles a band which at first is bad but when they play sweet victory at the end, they are so good that {Squilliam has a heart attack

Me and the bros watched Band Geeks yesterday and it was totally hype

by ThePurpleDoggo April 28, 2020

meah band

A band whos sound is rather "meahish." Basically, stick your botom jaw out a little and use a lot of short A sounds, like ah, then add some consonants, like meah, beah. like im doin right heah meah. see neawh?
Bands like creed, nickelback, puddle of mudd, metallica, pearl jam etc. etc.

Jeremyeah spoke eahnn clashass todeahheahh -pearl jam
Sleep with one eye opeaahhn -metallica
she fuckin hates meah -puddle of mudd

we listen to the modern rock station at work, they play a lot of meah bands.
all my friends have grown up and listen to meah bands.

by FopeDarmerr June 11, 2011

Band-Wagoner

A person who roots for the the team who is winning and/or only watches when there is an big game.

"I can't believe that (band-wagoner's "team"), beat (losing team)."

"Dude name one player on the team."
"Uhhhhh...."

by XHSJWBZJAND January 25, 2014

band mama

Lone female singing/playing in a band of males responsible for writing lyrics, making tea and generally running the band as well as solving other band members personal problems.

Patience had successfully cured the drummer from his morbid obsession with his ex and found a bus pass for the lead guitar as well as set a gig for the group. But she had yet to remember how many sugars everyone took in their tea and was beginning to wonder if she'd ever make it as a real Band Mama!

by Nina O'Grongle August 2, 2008