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Baker

Harry Styles(2010 XFACTOR) : I work in a bakery
by simpforharrybruh April 19, 2021
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Baker's Week

8 days. Another unit to measure days, rather than saying a week and a day.

Just as a baker's dozen is 13, one more than a regular dozen of 12, a baker's week is 8 days, one more than 7 days in a normal week.
Hey, my birthday's 8 days away!

Great, I'll see you at the party in a Baker's Week!
by TheFiend138 April 29, 2019
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bakers virgin

Someone who has only slept with one person. Similar to a dozen and bakers dozen, bakers dozen is 1 more than a dozen.
That kid Adam only has one body, he’s a bakers virgin.
by ChickenSh1tter November 3, 2023
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Shirley Baker

The sex act where after months of her boyfriend trying to persuade her the woman finally agrees to anal, walks out of the room and comes back with an 8 inch strapon
“Poor Roger Mayne’s missus did the Shirley Baker on him the other day, fucker still can’t walk without wincing”
by DefinitionGuy666 January 12, 2020
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The Baker

The Baker is oral sex performed by an extremely desperate female to a morbidly obese male wherein sour skittles are inserted into the urethra and urinated into the mouth.
I did the Baker to mark last night
by Under Writer Bob March 26, 2025
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Kayla Baker

Two words commonly associated with a woman who takes everyone’s male significant other.
“Watch your man around Kayla Baker”
by mskivy.2 June 4, 2023
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Baker Pangolin

The best baker in town! Makes wonderful bread and muffins.
"Who's the best baker of them all?"
"Baker Pangolin!"
by BakaDog February 15, 2017
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