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phantom dating

When you ask a girl to date you and she says yes. Then some time later you find out from her that you were never really dating even though when u asked her she said yes.
-Yo bro, you still dating that girl u were telling me about?
- Nah dude, i never was because apparently we were just phantom dating
by will-o March 7, 2011
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Phantom Penis

(1) When a female feels as if she bares a penis

(2)When a female physical feels pain when seeing/thinking of harm inflicted on a man's genitalia
Video: A man will then have the bottom of his penis cut and held over a fire as it bleeds

Female: Holy shit I felt that in my phantom penis
by Borealispolaris March 4, 2018
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Phantom Breeding

When you nut in your hand and let it dry so when you shake a girls hand, your nut gets on her hand so when she pleasures herself later that night there is a chance of her getting pregnant.
Guy 1: “I got my english teacher pregnant through phantom breeding.”

Guy 2: “LETS GOOOOO”

*both high five each other*
by Idrv64s October 6, 2021
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Phantom Zit

When you feel a zit growing, but you cannot pop it no matter how hard you try.
by mofny March 29, 2012
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phantom shot

The act of sinking an unintended, however remarkable, shot in beer pong that is usually followed by the thrower "putting it on everything" that the shot was intended." beer pong pong lucky
He sucks at beer pong, I can't believe he made that phantom shot
by BigBalliNick March 12, 2007
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Gray Phantom

Defintion of Bad*ssary in a whole different level, where the word is too indescribable and thus making the conversation end.
P1; Hey your a f*cking Gray Phantom
P2; What?
P1; THE DEFINITION OF BAD*ASSARY YOU UNCULTURED SWINE
P2; Ok, i just asked a questi-
P1; ARE YOU GOING TO STAND THIER AND BE LOST YOU INCOMPETENT FOOL?
P2; You know what? F*ck you too, im leaving.
by Relic Attendant February 4, 2020
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danny phantom

-Dude, did you see that guy over there?
-Yea, he's a Danny Phantom.
by Bill Fuckin Nye September 20, 2006
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