Cone

A shortened version of pinecone.

When someone is being, or has been, a total idiot. An absolute fuckwit.

Susan: fails to observe a red light and slams into the back another vehicle
Jane: Susan YOU ABSOLUTE CONE, why the hell did you jump that red light??!!

by HellionSlavePet January 20, 2022

Cone

A derogatory term used to describe someone who is an idiot that doesn’t learn from their mistakes. Thought to be originated from the term dunce where bad students would be forced to wear a cone shaped hat.

“Did you see Dave messed up again”
“Urgh, yeah he’s such a cone”

by dat guy1 November 21, 2023

cone

Whenever someone does something they're not suppose to, like when a dog licks at a wound - you put a cone onto stop them

Don't make me cone you.

by jessme March 26, 2024

Cone

Benny Olalde

Bro have you seen Benny. He looking like a cone today

by Dingle593 May 28, 2022

Throne cone

A bowel movement that leaves a mountain-like peak above the water and resembles an ice cream cone similar to those from a fast-food restaurant

Says to doctor: Lately every time I poop I'm leaving behind a throne cone rather than my usual pellet-style doo-doo.

by TTCooper May 24, 2023

dropping cone

when you are hooking up or are in a talking stage with a frat boy

I herd Natalie was dropping cone with Jake last night.

by dropping cone May 09, 2023

Cone Visit

Occasionally mistaken for a "come visit" text, it involves a meeting between two friends that involves ice cream.

I'm going to cone visit you soon.

by T_Wizzle June 28, 2010