coney island cod fish

A condom that washes ashore on a beach

I put a coney island cod fish on before banging my step mom on the beach.

by Monto Juan April 18, 2018

cod yocks

Being crosseyed

That blokes got cod yocks hard to tell f he is looking at me or to the Far East

by KnightRider74 August 9, 2017

Cape Cod

Winter's Asshole from januaryuary to April. Sleet is all over the place and everywheres deserted. The only thing for locals then is boredom, depression, school/work, drugs, and cold.

The intermediate seasons arent much better. October-December rain all the fucking time, it's 45 degrees, and overall shit. Oh, and white Christmas? Fuck that! we get rainy ass, Cold, depressing christmas.

A beautiful place with nice beaches and stuff to do in the summer. The only downside in the summer is the tourists who can't drive for shit and rich fucturds that charge 100 dollars for parking at beaches. Oh, and the water is cold AF year round.

"You live on Cape Cod? Lucky!"
"The Fuck you high on? It's winter's asshole."

by Dragonborn13131 December 29, 2018

CoD

A first-person shooter game now, but back in my day it was a fish

Someone asked me if I wanted to play CoD but then I said "why the hell would I want to play with a fish"

by Bladeachu8679 January 15, 2019

CoD

It's and acronym for "Child's Online Daycare" NOT that Call of Duty stuff

This kid doesn't like TF2, must play CoD.

by PURPLE SKOOTLES June 15, 2018

Cod

Used to define a friend who is a bit of an idiot.

"Eleanor is such a cod."

by lynx28222 July 18, 2018

Cod

Fake and a joke

OMG Eleanor is such a cod.

by Luciulu July 23, 2018