Jack

Jacks are the biggest cunts ever, no jack is cool and they have no friends and are probably adopted. Great at footy but a major cunt.

"Wow is that jack playing soccer?"

"Yea, he's really good! but what a cunt"

by FatMuffinMan November 21, 2016

Jack

The most awkward person that has ever lived.

Girl 1: Did you talk to Jack at the alumni meeting today?

Girl 2: Yeah, he's still as awkward as ever...

by jackisweird October 21, 2012

Jack

(noun) To abandon manly activites in favor of anal sex with another male at a gay ass orgy.

Dude, he just pulled a Jack on us. Dont worry, I told him to double wrap.

by candycornwhore November 8, 2011

Jack

He is a snake. He chats shit about you behind your back and is a pussy. He's nice to your face and is very disrespectful behind your back

Jack is a real cunt

by Jackcourtisaprick April 13, 2019

Jack

Somebody who can't get their own fucking ride. Seems to always be jacking off when he's needed. Thinks he's Mr. Steal your girl but just takes away your happiness and will to live. Has a twiggy body build and looks like a piece of paper if seen from the side. They will act buzzed after one juul thinking it actually caused their balls to drop. They make one good fucking wingman causing your looks to skyrocket from their noticabley big nose and Jewish physique.

Short for JACKASS

Bro this kid can never get places on his own, he must be a Jack.

Yo this kid thinks he can actually get my girl. This dick must not know his own fucking name.

This kid is "buzzed" After one whiff from a juul. What a fucking JACK

by JJ73 October 6, 2018

Jacked

Shortened form of Jacked up.

The book you're issued for math is missing it's cover and the pages are torn. You'd say "That's jacked."

by Sarah February 16, 2005

jacked

getting pick-pocketted, or getting something stolen

Person A: shit!, whered my hat go? Person B:dude, u got jacked!

by janice May 25, 2004