When you get explosive diarrhea when there’s a blockage in your colon causing said blockage to collapse in on itself. This is felt as an implosion in your body before the explosion occurs.
by SigmaSam2009 January 27, 2025
a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022
The worst diarrhea that you can possibly have. Usually caused by food poisoning or exposure to standing water, Medieval Diarrhea is a potentially life-threatening condition that has claimed the lives of countless medieval peasants and lords alike over the centuries. Symptoms include frequent watery and/or bloody diarrhea, stabbing abdominal pains and dizziness/fainting.
by Detroitrockcity November 20, 2024
My Great Dane diarrheaed up my Smart Cat
by Goosey7775 May 18, 2023
When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 02, 2021
Penis Diarrhea is a usually misunderstood and confused with other similar conditions. This terrible disease, Penis Diarrhea, is a disease that is irreversible. And is lethal if not managed properly.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Symptoms include runny nose, headaches, nausea, memory loss, vision impairment, decrease in general senses, vomiting, diarrhea, low sex drive, erectile dysfunction, overly long urination, and, worst of all, micropenis.
If you have had more than one of these symptoms in the past two weeks, see a doctor.
Person One: "I feel nauseous, my head hurts, and I can't stop my nose from running."
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
Person Two: "I think you might have Penis Diarrhea, have you been to the doctor yet?"
by Sour MilkyNuts October 06, 2022
by Billiam Beaver June 07, 2018