Taking a Drive-By 

The act of stopping by someone's home to defecate for the sole purpose of fouling the air in said home, then leaving immediately. The smaller the home the better, as the staech is more difficult for the inhabitant(s) to escape.

I was really pissed at my friend for leaving the party last night with my date, so I stopped by his apartment today and took a drive-by.

Taking a Drive-By by Charlie Tang July 22, 2005

Taking out the trash 

Jumping out a window.

I think I'm gonna be taking out the trash.

Taking out the trash by The Killer Burger July 13, 2017

talking

1) The act of verbalizing.

2) The social area above friends, and below boyfriend/girlfriend.

3) The word that often causes the most confusion (and most explaining) in relationship explanations.

Social Person: So, I hear Tim and Gina have been talking for awhile now.

Unaware Person: Well I've been talking to Tiff for awhile now...

Social Person: Really?

Unaware Person: Yeah! We've talked about like, everything from food to gossip!

Social Person: ...

*word explanation occurs*

talking by Zanibas April 17, 2010

The Tanning Horse 

The Tanning Horse is a steamy, romantic, and often rough and dangerous act of sexual intercourse or intense dry (soon to be wet) humping, where the dude is laying down with his back facing the ground, and his elbows propping him up as if he were tanning. The lady is riding on top of him like she would if she was riding horseback, resembling a Tanning Horse. To spice things up a wee bit, the lady can sensually apply whipped cream to the dude's chest to resemble sunscreen, as she may lick it off his most-likely hairy chest. This sex position is similar to the cowgirl position.

Dude: "Ohhhh, YESSSSSS!"
Lady: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!"
*15 minutes later*
Dude: "Mmmm..... oh, yeah..... oh, ho HO!!!!"
Lady: *enjoyment fades*
Dude: "What's wrong?"
Lady: "I am tired of doing doggy style; can we try The Tanning Horse?"
Dude: "Hell, yeah, baby! Let me go get the whipped cream!"

The Tanning Horse by The Tanning Horse October 25, 2010

taking my socks off

a slang reference to having sex, because you take your socks off before you have sex, signals when sexual intercourse is about to begin

Yo, tonight I am definitely going to be taking my socks off, I'm going over to my girl's house.

taking my socks off by JTodd28 March 9, 2011

tanning bed 

A heated bed you lie in for long time, to create a tan exactly similar to a real one. Although more dangerous, most people choose this route because it doesn't wipe off or make you look orange.

I had to lie in a tanning bed for 20 minutes.

tanning bed by HUH February 27, 2005

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick 

A man is teasing and turning on women by wearing tight spandex shorts or tight jeans showing the outline of his penis, and at the same time conversing in risque, sexy conversation with women, knowing that they are checking out the outline of his dick and getting turned on and horny for some cock.

All Bad Ass Wally does all day his hang out on the corner wearing his spandex shorts and engaging in sex talk with all the women who pass by to check out his cock showing through his shorts. Bad ASs Wally loves to spend all day Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick.

Talking Shit with a Foot Long Dick by sammy1 November 17, 2006