twat clot

Any large blood clot that accompanies a heavy menstrual cycle

The girls were drunk and ready for action in Brokeback Valley, but when Tia went down on Lucinda, Tia repelled in horror exclaiming, "I'm sorry, I'm drunk and all and I'd love to lick that cuye, but there's not a chance in hell that I can munch past that twat clot even though we're lick-a-likes!"

by Pfc. Snowball October 24, 2008

twat swatter

The female equivalent to cock blocker; a man or woman who prevents a woman from getting laid. This term was created by Dane Cook, revealed in his May 2009 show Isolated Incident.

Oh my God, Becky, I was talking to this guy at work and Melinda comes up and asks me how my AIDS is! What a twat swatter!

by Dane <3 May 24, 2009

x-twat

Someone who may have been merely a loser in their home country, but now,living abroad, has assumed almost mythical qualitites of asshole-ness.

That x-twat would never have got a girlfriend back home!

by X-twats Anon September 18, 2008

twat bracket

A complete tool. Someone who is somewhere between a tit and a ball sack.

Rob stuck his pecker in a prossie and got knob rot. What a twat bracket!

by Nick the bad-ass May 13, 2006

Twat Nav

Verb: To shout travel directions to your current location down a mobile phone to a lost friend or colleague

Bob is twat naving Dave from the Macclesfield office

by Paul63 October 3, 2007

twat cucumber

a discarded cucumber that a chick has fucked herself with

look at that asshole what a fucking twat cucumber

by educationconnection May 12, 2012

bubbletea twat

I childish yet adult woman who orders bubbletea for lack of real discriminating taste upon visiting a tea shop.

"Look at that bubbletea twat with her affectedly earthy beaded necklaces, she's used the terms apropos, vis-a-vis, and nonsequitur in the last two sentences; though it's the preference for bubbletea over gyokoro that truly gives her ignorance away."

by Seleukos April 27, 2010