Truth

I'm obsessed with it... Which is why I lie about my child dying in my arms!

Hym "What a fucking jackass! Obsessed with truth? Hohohoho! That is fucking rich! If you were Obsessed with truth you'd be stcoking shelves with me you jackass! Ahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 24, 2023

Naked truth

Sex is good, sex is powerful.... unless you are in the presence of Jordan's king kong dong....he do be packin doe.

Jana * help Jordan (step bro), im stuck in the snack bar

Jordan * thinks Aaron is a cunt

Jordan * proceeds to lay the wood (naked truth)

by Pp monster January 28, 2021

black truth

Something that is an indisputable fact. It is an undeniably true statement accepted within society or a community. It can be proven to be correct through observations and testing. It is also the opposite or inverse of a white lie.

Jim, using the scientific method, threw an apple in the air demonstrating gravity was real. All the skeptics had now been shown the black truth.

by Professor Wilton January 12, 2021

Florida truthing

Believing someone is in Florida, even if they aren't(while a significant number of people disagrees with you)

"I believe George is in Florida and DNF is real, I am Florida truthing"

by I belive in general knowladge September 30, 2022

The truth Hertz

In other words, what da vehicle-rental giant does ain't pretty sometimes.

While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.

by QuacksO December 2, 2021

Truthful EMmer

When a nigga loves his girl more than his girl loves him, but she won't believe a brotha

"Do I need to pop a truthful EMmer In this house?"

by Liliaceaez January 6, 2018

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.

Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023