Jasmine Tea

She is a special type of tea that will put on a show so she can lure you into her sticky trap and hurt you so much that you'll get depression. Trust me it happened once. She'll leave you when you need her the most. Tastes floral and sweet. Lots of benefits thought.

Jasmine Tea: I love Minnie Mouse

Person: yea no shark Jasmine tea ugh

by strawberryicecreaminmalibu November 7, 2021

Ass Tea

When a person eats a salad that is tainted with salmonella causing diarrhea consisting of chunks of vegetation mixed with shit.

Man, after eating that salad I scoured a turlet full of ass tea.

by Ashley James Williams June 12, 2018

tea af

When the gossip is extra juicy. But make sure to say tea then wait a second and say AF

Ashley: did you hear who Brian is hooking up with?
Tasha: WHO???
Ashley: Brooke!
Tasha: tea AF

by taylorgang__ September 8, 2018

Devonshire tea

When you are on you back and the chosen lady is on top. It's that time of the month. Once you have sufficiently cream pied her bloody box she dismounts and leaves a healthy serving of fanny jam and man cream on your nuts. She then begins to suck your nuts while you piss on her.

Phil & Karen snuck away from their vineyard tour so that Phil could give Karen a Devonshire Tea.

by Kelly2357 July 22, 2022

bitch tea

-- Gossiping about a bitchy girl.

--Girl 1: I brought some bitch tea!
--Girl 2: Spill it sis!
--Girl 1: So I saw... *insert juicy gossip*

by cqnniie September 20, 2020

Tea Charmer

A man so insecure he will subject his partner to abuse and gaslighting. Eg Lewis McKenna from Derby.

Lewis McKenna is a Tea Charmer

by Heavydongle January 14, 2023

Peace Tea

Peace Tea is one of, if not the best drinks out there in the world. It is very underrated, but the people who do drink it are the best people in the world. It comes in eight flavors, which are Sno-berry, Razzlebeery, Pineapple, Sweet Lemon, Caddy Shack, Green Tea, Georgia Peach, and Sweet Tea. I own all of these cans. They are some of the dopest designed cans in the tea district, and you should try it some time.

"Is that Peace Tea Nate?"

"Fuck yeah Adam!"

"Nate, I heard that shit is real good, right?:

Yeah, better than that shitty Arizona Tea that is made from piss and shit water."

by Yeast Infection 69 420 November 27, 2019