Smoochy-Pants

Term of endearment used by girls to describe their best friend's hot, gorgeous new boyfriend/someone they are smitten with.

Can be used directly to the new boyfriend in question to embarrass them.

Smoochy-Pants are always gorgeous.

How's it going with Smoochy-Pants?

Hey Smoochy-Pants, nice trainers!

by pinti February 25, 2009

pant flasher

A man that is addicted to sending (via text or email)pictures of himself in his pants to females that shouldnt see them!

Damien was such a pant flasher, as he kept sending Emma pictures of him in his pants at every opportunity

by princess poo May 17, 2011

Pants are on fire

the shortened phrase of "liar liar pants on fire", means that you are lying, not telling the truth, etc.

yo I just had sex with Kim Kardashian!!" "man shut up, your pants are on fire

by Thorykuleeslum February 23, 2011

Junk Pants

pants, worn by a male, that are so tight as to be able to see said male's junk.

Girl 1: Did you see that guy's pants? I couldn't see anything but his crotch.
Girl 2: Yeah, he was wearing junk pants.

by jawnsjawnjawn April 19, 2010

dumb in the pants

Lacking courage, or bravery. Also lacking male instincts, knowledge or abilities to do stereotypical male activities.

I can't believe you didn't ask her out! You're dumb in the pants.

Calling a tow truck instead of changing a flat tire is dumb in the pants.

That guy can only bench 20 lbs..He's so dumb in the pants.

by AB00013 April 18, 2010

baseball pants

Yoga pants for men. Only baseball players can pull off the look. If women could have boners, they'd be sticking out like a cop car in the hood.

That man has the nicest ass with those baseball pants on

by baseball pants April 10, 2015

No Pants O'Clock

Any time in which not wearing pants is socially acceptable. Usually takes place in the evening, with preference occurring after eight pm.

Is your room mate not wearing pants?

Yes, after all, it's No Pants O'Clock in our living room after eight.

by missiworld October 9, 2011