Jason Garrett

Dumbass coach for the Dallas Cowboys who can’t coach to save His damn life. Has wasted instagram famous Gabriel Dolak who is famous for ranting about the Dallas Cowboys @realgabrieldolak . Is wasting dak Prescott’s career as it is.

Dallas Cowboys fan: fire jason garrett

by Gary the Partyrocker November 14, 2019

Jason mimosa

The popular lady's drink mimosa made with a mixture of tropical fruit juice such as pineapple passion fruit or mangos mixed with champagne; named after the famous Hawaiian actor Jason Momoa.

The ladies are going to watch aquaman, and drink jason mimosas tonight.

by Scaryan November 18, 2019

Jason bourne

Certified bad ass that is currently banging your wife.

Jesus Christ it’s Jason Bourne

by Your mums a hoe 69 October 2, 2019

Sloppy jason

Ejaculate on your own face

I sloppy jasoned myself

by Eddymoney00916 January 3, 2018

jason allen

An awesome person that's sexy and handsome he's a good friend to girls and a loyal friend to his guy friends Jason allens are very smart and have a lot of friends also may have a sister and lots of black and other race friends that are awesome to hang around

Jason Allen is a great friend

by Dabgod32 April 20, 2017

A limping Jason

A state one may find themselves in having been on the business end of powerful and prolonged anal thrusts, normally by numerous men. Unwanted anal leakage usually accompanys a limping Jason

Person 1...Jesus, that dude looks in a bad way.
Person 2...I hear he had a train run on him last night
Person 1...Ahhhhh, that explains why he looks like a limping jason

by Gemma111 February 11, 2021

Lauren+Jason

The best couple ever! lauren made her friends ask for his number, but he said “later” Lauren is fr ong so obsessed w Jason and she wants to marry him so bad

You heard about the new couple in school?

Yeah lauren+Jason their so cute tgt

by BROOKLYNN 😻🫶 September 14, 2023