satterburp

A belch that contains the flavor of more than one person's semen.

A simple satterburp is only two people.

A compound satterburp is three or more, and a compound-complex satterburp includes felching.

The men sat staring at each other in the bar near the bathhouse, sated on man-batter, slowly sipping their Coronas, each internally reflecting on their unique satterburp, which held the flavor of all of their earlier partners.

by Spays Needle March 7, 2014

Seattle mo

It's just like normal sex, except sometimes you get stuck halfway through and the Fire Department has to help you get off.

"Janet, how was your weekend?"
"It was pretty nice, thanks for asking Bridget. Sam and I took a ride on the Seattle Monorail. Thank God the firefighters were hot or I never would have gotten off."

by AccidentalCider October 1, 2014

Scattini

One who is completely illiterate and spit when he talks.

Look at scattini, mixing all his words up spitting every where. Disgraceful human being.

by Bazac June 8, 2015

Seattlefornia

Seattlefornia is an idiot from California who moves to Seattle and expects all the horrible things of California to be in Seattle.

For Example He/She Might Expect:

A.) Air conditioning in unit/house
B.) Fast Food Restaurants on every block.
C.) Sunshine
D.) A Republican to win an election.
E.) Carl's Jr. on Capitol Hill
F.) ___________________ (insert a celebrity name here...cause that's all they care about.)

Also complains about the fact that roads in Seattle are not big enough, expects Washington to cut down all trees (which give the fresh air that California's move to Washington for...) and build roads to drive their gas guzzling chevy's or range rovers.

Jim from California: So, I love this unit...does it come with air conditioning?
Realtor from Seattle: No, we live in Seattle.
Jim from California: Well ( in whiny voice)...in California they have ___________________ (insert ten stupid things no one cares about and one celebrity ...)
Realtor from Seattle: Geez...your so Seattlefornia Jim.

by LookdntU4eelStupid February 2, 2016

Scatt Lung

Scatt Lung is a man of mischief and hate, however he's misunderstood and is actually really cool. A Scatt Lung should be approached with caution and the person must be ready to receive insults like none other and must have firey comebacks ready for use. Scatt Lung, although all those things, would he described in two words "Salt Turd."

Be careful Scatt Lung is lurking behind that corner.

by TheRealMuffinMan August 24, 2016

Seattle Slip and Slide

First have 5 women lay on their backs with their legs outstrectched above them in a v formation then after lubricating ones entire body with KY jelly while naked and semi erect slide across the line of women.

The party was so fierce it had a Seattle slip and slide.

by InsincereApology August 1, 2016

Seattle Lightning Bolt

When you dump a gallon of water on your girls vagina, then proceed to slap her viciously with your dick. And then shit on her vagina and shove in quickly

Dad: "Son, I want you to know you were born during the Seattle lightning bolt"

by lusealdickman September 18, 2016