Riding Stranger

Riding in a back seat of the driver and performing a reach around. (male and female)

Suzie is driving her car while Billy gives her a riding stranger from the back seat.

by Danzanzio June 28, 2009

non-stander

Any female. Given this name because the inferior gender cannot take a piss standing up.

Go eat a dick non-stander!

I hate when you shit on me for being born without a y-chromosome!!!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

Pipe-stander

Someone who is insolent or doesn't do what they are told.

"Why didn't you go across the street like I asked? God, Goody you're such a pipe-stander."

by Sassafrasshole January 18, 2012

Googlighting Stranger

A sexual act so perverse and so vile, consisting of sitting on your hand until it is numb and, forthwith without explanation, performing random operations on one's genitals that one must google the definition and instruction set for.

Brandon: "Dude did you hear? Roger mastered the 'Googlighting Stranger' last night."
Caleb: "The Googlighting Stranger? What the hell is that?"
Brandon: "It's constantly changing bro. Only a true master of the bating kind who never gets laid can master it."
Caleb: "Damn man, I guess Roger's been a little short on chicks lately. I guess I'll google it tonight."

by Nytiscyce May 1, 2012

cyber-stranger

The way long distance cyber couples masturbate. One party holds controller with high vibration firmly on desired genitalia while opposing party shoots high powered rounds at opposing party.

The cyber-stranger Bottomless clips on Haven friendly fire off? - Sounds like a date!

by omn1 October 17, 2013

Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.

You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.

by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013

brazen stranger

An act akin to a regular stranger, the brazen stranger perpetrator sits on both hands until they cannot be felt or easily moved, and then stimulates both phallus and anus, causing the actions to feel as though they were externally caused.

"I'm going to watch rusty trombone videos and give myself a brazen stranger."

by tgnlol December 14, 2014