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backwards jump-squat

The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!
by devnoseestaco March 22, 2021
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Aqua Squat

The action of taking a shit in water, typically in a river or lake.
Trent took two aqua squats downstream, towards that nice couple and their dog.
by Aiden_Bridge August 28, 2022
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judo squat

when a judo instructor poop while you are sparring
person 1: I took my first judo lesson

person2: how did it go?
person 1: Half way through sparring I felt some brown sludge

person 2: you definitely experienced a judo squat
by come hawk March 20, 2024
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Squatting

last night was hot! She was squatting on my face and it was amazing
by Jmar90266 January 10, 2019
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Squat Cobbler

When a man/woman sits on a pie and wiggles their buttox for the enjoyment of others.
Lacie really enjoys when Matt performs his signature squat cobbler. Her favorite involves a cream pie
by skater271 August 29, 2016
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squatting

When having unprotected sex and you're supposed to pull out to cum but don't. You're now squatting as you would be in a house.
Nobody likes a good squatting. It's so rude.
by wildvan77 November 20, 2021
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squat cobbler

The act of putting one's buttocks into a fresh pie, and wiggling their cheeks back and forth.

Some prefer that Squat Cobbler also involve the participant crying while performing the act.
Dude, don't eat that Key Lime Pie! Pryce just used it for squat cobbler!
by bigjohnston September 3, 2016
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