Dumpster-squats

Is when you do squats (kegels) because of entering and exiting said dumpsters.

When jumping in and out of dumpsters(dumpster-squats)

by Dumpster-squats September 7, 2018

squat cobbler

The act of squatting naked in a pie.

I just got off on watching Kim perform a squat cobbler. So sexy...

by BKTHNDR September 3, 2016

Squat cobble

When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position

"I'll show you how I squat cobble"

by Lmd00l August 8, 2016

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie with his bare butt and wiggles

Can you get the video of Steve doing a squat cobbler?

by JCohen175 September 3, 2016

Fudgsicle Squat

When a man with diarrhea squats onto a penis (or dildo) and shit coats the penis/dildo, then he licks it off

Cletus: Hey baby wanna do a fudgsicle squat with me?
Jerry's uncle: fuck yeah!!

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 20, 2021

squat cobbler

A fetish in which Someone sits in a pie and wiggles around
As seen in Better Call Saul S2E2 Jimmy aka Saul uses this term to help his client to get the police out of his shoulder

He likes to sit in pie while naked he must be squat cobbler

by Slippin jimmy August 28, 2016

Squat Cobbler

Noun. When a pie is desecrated by bare human buttocks. Situation made worse when said human is crying

He has a private video stash of himself doing crying squat cobbler for another man.

by SquigglySquid September 3, 2016