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Colonial Sponge Cake

When you clunch a BBW booty meanwhile while licking the whipped cream off the clitoris
This weekend I gave her the Old Colonial sponge cake
by LemmyBoobs March 17, 2017
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Hyperbolic Sponge

(noun): someone who believes any piece of information they read on the internet (no matter the source or credibility), passing it along to others as if it is always truthful.
“Dude’s been sharing the craziest headlines and conspiracy theories lately. He doesn’t even care at this point if they’ve already been debunked- talk about a Hyperbolic Sponge…”
by DJ Potato August 2, 2021
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sponge-bag

Someone who says and spells everything wrong.
Man: How are you doing Barney and Morris ?

Bennie: My name is Bennie, and he is Boris.

Boris: What a sponge-bag !
by TecazHernandez August 24, 2022
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National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day

April 19th, give your Den a nice deep cleansing sponge bath. (Using a sponge is optional, you can use whatever you have on you that is handy, ie tongue etc).
Shocked by how filthy and dirty Den was, I decided to give him a sponge bath on National Give Den a Sponge Bath Day. A perfect day for a nice deep spring cleansing, get deep in all the cracks and crevices.
by Hecate69 April 18, 2019
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Sponge

A squishy thing you use to wash the nasty ass dishes in your sink. Sponges are also used to make homemade squishies. ( which are absolutely fucking stupid)
Mom: “ hey Alex can you hand me that sponge so i can Do the dishes?”

Me: “ ew no that’s nasty”

Mom: “go to your room
by Dolanxchamberlainxcharles June 20, 2018
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Soda Sponge

Cleaning utensil designed to clean up stains, specifically those from pop drinks. Not to be confused with beer sponges or cum sponges.
Person 1: Dude, I just spilled my Mountain Dew, can you help me out?

Person 2: I ran out of paper towels but you can borrow my soda sponge.
by MadHatter6 May 23, 2020
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Dream sponge

Just like Someone who try's to suck the life out of you... except they try to suck up all the excitiement, fun, positivity and passion from your dreams, and your goals in life.

They are usually sad and unhappy people who are jealous and looking to drag other down with them..
dont let a dream sponge ruin your life
by PGG February 3, 2017
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