Splittre

1. An object that can absorb large amounts of something (noun)
2. To absorb a large amount of something (verb)

The sponge splittred a lot of water.
The sponge acts like a splittre.

by Little Hamburger February 19, 2018

splinterius

Being psychopathic but not in a way of killing but always having to think about killing.

splinter: im being splinterius.
noah: don't kill anyone.
splinter: no i only think of killing people.

by 224NUDEL April 25, 2018

Splinter sucker

Cocksucker, someone who enjoys sucking a dick,oral sex

Yehaa I am the best god damn splinter sucker in south Wales

by Djruffglove September 14, 2018

Splatter the matter

Diarrhea; The Shits

“Bruh! My tummy started rumbling in church so bad, I barely made it out of there and into McDonald’s next door to Splatter the matter.”

by subtronic October 11, 2018

Splatter Film

Splatter film, is slang for porn or a porno film

“Ayyy bro, last night was hella akward, my parents caught me watching splatter film”

by Hjaller February 19, 2019

Splitted

The act of pre-splitting one long graduation line into two separate lines, prior to everyone losing their minds.

The graduation lines have already been splitted.

by Ekim Snilloc May 8, 2019

Spitters

Know most commonly on “race jet skis” spitters are often mistaken as pissers. Only full blown racers know about “spitters”.

“Oh yeah fuck yeah dom check out those “spitters” on that super jet over there.. that guy pulls ass for sure”

by Ohyeahfuckya June 12, 2019