Spitting Cobra

After a male has ejaculated, he takes a piss in which the urine is sticky. Therefore when he is done and shakes the urine flys around but flys back onto his penis.

Robert have you ever had a spitting cobra after sex?
Demetrius yea, but mines more of a vicious black mamba.
Robert Nice

by Papa Loud May 05, 2014

Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 25, 2019

Satan Spit

Opposite to a holy lick!!
Someone spits on you

Dave:Please help me!!!! It burns!!!!
Paul: What??!!!?? What burns???!!!??? What happened??!!??
Dave: I just got a holy lick!!!
Paul: O.k. you'll be fine i know you need satan spit!!
(After Paul spits on Dave)
Dave: Thank you soo much!! You just saved my life!!!
Paul:No Biggy!!!

by Edndme4ev May 31, 2009

The spit bottle

When a woman opens her legs while getting anal sex and the man pulls out and cums in her side open vagina with his penis

Bro I just gave Marie the spit bottle

by Xoljk32323 November 25, 2017

spit jewels

To ejaculate, Preferably on the body of a female, and watch it glitter.

"The chick was so hot I had to pull it out and spit jewels on her stomach"

by urban dictionist February 28, 2007

spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

by myghee June 24, 2005

Spit Roast

In hetrosexual terms: The sexual act or process of a female party lodging herself between mulitple sexually rampant males while receiving anal and/or vaginal penetration and felating the erect male.

The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.

Male A: "That cum guzzling slut got ravaged last night"

Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"

by Kyzer & Roach March 21, 2009