by Bon bon the magnificent January 2, 2010
Get the Sperm Whalemug. Eastern european monarch who pioneered research in the fields of in-vitro fertilization and the bat-winged feminine hygeine products.
Thanks to the work of Sperm Count Dracula, Sofia was able to give birth to a Downs syndrome child at the age of fifty and maintain her cotton panties in a near pristine state of whiteness.
by scut monkey August 8, 2009
Get the Sperm Count Draculamug. the usage of male ejaculation replacement for cocaine foilies. usually occurs in homosexuals and hoodrats
where the fuck is that faggot alfred? hes in the back with that other faggot gustavo in the restroom smoking sperm foilies all tweaked out
by adam the barbarian March 24, 2012
Get the smoking sperm foiliesmug. A person who is so filthy that they leave goat sperm in the toilet bowl when they take a shit. Literally one who has received bareback anal intercourse from a goat, allowed the goat to orgasm in his/her ass, then had to take a shit.
That whore Victoria? She's such a goat sperm shitter. I wouldn't fuck her with YOUR dick!
Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
Get the fuck offa my wife, you goat sperm shitter!!!
by Qrst1 December 14, 2008
Get the goat sperm shittermug. by Dan Scum November 4, 2013
Get the Sperm Count Draculamug. An individual who seduces you, (generally female) and begins having intercourse with you only to make you release your semen, which they promptly steal to either sell or donate it.
Last night, when I was coming home from the bar, I swear this lady was a sperm bank robber, luckily, I didn't fall for it...
by The silent bun7 September 25, 2018
Get the Sperm bank robbermug. Sperm doner day falls on march 2nd. This holiday gives all rights to aim there middle fingers towards (dead beat dads). Also known as a piece of shit male that acts like a selfish prick and refuses to take responsibility for his offspring.
by Meganator84 June 18, 2017
Get the sperm doner daymug.