Spanish Blanket

A sexy alpha male who can keep a girl comfortable and warm anyplace and any time. A Spanish Blanket also knows how to keep a female entertained and how to keep things spicy while having the ability to get serious in the blink of an eye.

Girl: I’m cold

Guy: Lucky for you, they called me the Spanish Blanket in highschool.

by Sgt. Sticky May 28, 2022

Spanish inquisition

Something nobody expects

Talking and the Nobody expects the Spanish inquisition

by kingofminetn May 29, 2022

Spanish

Como te llamas I'ma' put my dick in yo mama's

You: Hello, Spanish!
Rando: Yo, we just met, why would you say something like that!
You: ; )

by TeacherAtOxford April 6, 2022

spanish

its a language

spanish, its a language

by vbbnvbvbbnvbvbv March 29, 2022

Tommy is spanish

When you get a Spanish tommy you are hella lucky. Spanish Tommy's are the sexiest beings in the world and he is great in bed. Spanish tommy's are extremely fertile and can impregnate you in a second!

Girl 1: Is Tommy is Spanish great in bed?
Girl 2: He is the best i have ever met!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Johnny is cool69 October 13, 2021

Spanish Wish

When two spanish males fuck a hot white girl and start kissing each other over her.

"Aye you see that spanish wish video on porn yet?"

"Yeah that shit was so fucking hot lana Rhodes should do one bro!"

by BEPOPEBO October 16, 2021

whats no in spanish

A funny thing to ask like you don’t know the answer, even though you do.

Funny dude: Yo, dude.. whats no in Spanish?
Other dude: …it’s literally ‘no’

by Lizzy!! July 16, 2021