A simp is that one faggot at your school who is always sucking the fuck up to any girl- within a 50 foot radius of him- for the chance of merely a grain of pussy, yes, even ginger pussy. A simp also thinks that talking to girls comes first and breaks the law of bros before hoes because he thinks he is going to lose his virginity. He will ultimately end up losing that to a man after being friendzoned by every girl in his school.
John: “Look at Collin talking to those girls. They probably think hes gay”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
Brendan: “Yeah hes a simp. I feel bad because he will never know what pussy is like”
by SimpHater101 December 20, 2019
Get the Simpmug. by Quackxrs April 12, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. 
Only STINKY MEN can be simps. Simps are men who chase after e-girls but don't want to pay for any content, yet still expect attention.
by IAMNOTMAXINE February 10, 2020
Get the Simpmug. Noun
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
Sometimes used as a right wing derogatory term for men who commit the egregious sin of appreciating/respecting a woman’s opinion, sense of humor, physical attractiveness, or abilities.
Using the word is a visceral emotional reaction to the distaste of feeling subservient to a woman in any way. Can often be found in the comments section of certain meme pages such as @scooby or @makememesgreatagain along with other disturbing comments such “dumb bitch”, “stupid bitch” etc.
by Gottaketchemall June 4, 2020
Get the Simpmug. An acronym for Squrrels In My Pants
by poopmaster42069 November 6, 2019
Get the SIMPmug. A guy that puts his feelings on a fee and continues to pursue his feelings even though she made it vividly obvious and showed signs that they’re not interested and get overly pissed when she finally goes off and tells him even though she made it obvious already and then complains how no one ever loves him and “fuck women”.
Juan is a fucking simp!
by pacifica November 22, 2019
Get the SIMPmug.