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Jumbo shrimp 

Someone is is really big, muscular, and well exercise but their penis is extremely small
Jessica: omg I thought Chad would have a big dick but he is just a jumbo shrimp
Jumbo shrimp by Seraah's friend January 5, 2017

Welsh Shrimp 

I've don't have enough money to afford my shitty New York apartment and food too. So I will just eat welsh shrimp.
Welsh Shrimp by NY Guy94 January 27, 2009

forrest shrimp 

a shrimp from the forrest but not really... only cuz its in his name or gender or speciese. they travel in packs and they are really small... they like to crawl on people so youll no if you have them on you if you feel a tickle on your pickle.

Tiger Shrimp 

This is when your significant other , who is a male, is cheating on you. He can't keep his hard on and it begins to feel and look like a jumbo shrimp. It is also a reference to the cheater, Tiger Woods. Wood being your lover's woody which is shrimp-like becuase he's sleeping with someone else.
Friend: "My man can't keep it up these last few months."
BFF - "uh, Oh .....hope he's not with someone else, no one likes a Tiger Shrimp".

bushy shrimp 

extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
damn, i wouldn't ever date him, his bushy shrimp is a HUUUGE turn off.
bushy shrimp by sls143babe November 17, 2011

Hood Shrimp

1. A slang term for a meal eaten in a parking lot.

2. A female who hangs out in parking lots leaning on vehicles.
1. I rolled by the Big Lots and seen Tdog having hood shrimp waitin on his lady.

2. Lafonda has become a real hood shrimp up by the wally world.
Hood Shrimp by JNorman911 October 26, 2016