Shrek Syndrome

if a person is extermeley like shrek for example:fat,a stanky ass bitch,lives in a swamp,greasy,green skin,not girlypop,an UN-material girl.

person1:omg guys shalissa has the shrek syndrome shes literally so greasy..

by donkeyiszaddy October 29, 2022

Shmeckel freckles

A minor case of sh*t d*ck.

Yo, last night I put just the tip in her bum and when I pulled out she farted and gave me shmeckel freckles.💩🤢

by Anonymousleader Shitshowery November 14, 2022

Shrek

Code word for sexy
Used when others are watching; especially to creep them out

Dang dude, you look so shrek

by Cool humannn January 23, 2023

Shrek Rizz

YO WTF SHREK TRYNA GIVE ME HEAD!
ITS SO HOT THO- some guy who fucks shrek figures (yes im talking about you greg)

Shrek is rizzin you up
That's
Shrek rizz

by Browtfallthenamestaken June 7, 2023

kyler schreck

A caring and respectful person too women. Someone who sticks up for others and becomes friends with the people that are different. He makes you feel special and always has a way to make you happy. He is loyal and lovable. Everyone needs a Kyler

I know a Kyler Schreck. He always makes me laugh.

by RealDaddyFatty April 26, 2016

holy shrek

another way to say 'holy shit' or 'holy crap'

Holy shrek! That girl's gotta nice headband.
Holy shrek! I have a science test tomorrow and I haven't studied

by shrek's cock May 8, 2016

Google Shrek

What doesn't Google Shrek mean?

Everyday I pray to Google Shrek, thanking him for the life I've been given

by CompleteGarbage1337 November 1, 2019