Cunt Shop

The act of looking for women to hook up with, in a place where you can purchase things, like a grocery store or mall.

Jon: Hey Rig, want to go cunt shopping soon?
Rig: Yeah dude! Let's go to the mall this saturday, plenty of cunts there :)
Jon: Maybe afterward we can cunt rape them!

by JonOnDrugs June 12, 2010

Window shopping

1. Looking through the window at items in a store that you do not intend to buy but enjoy looking at, or browsing in the store for a similar reason, usually to the annoyance of the owner.

2. Browsing Ebay, Amazon, or a similar website (with webpages or "windows") for interesting items that you also do not intend to buy. The internet's window shopping.

1. Let's go window shopping, maybe we can check out the new expensive jewelry store.
2. Please tell me you're not planning to buy that 10K antique dresser on Ebay.
No, just window shopping.

by momog August 9, 2009

Monitor Shopping

To look at all the things on a retail site without making a purchase.

You can look but you can't buy.

A: Ay, whatcha doing?

B: Monitor shopping on Asos.

A: Had to pay rent?

B: Yup.

by SociallyRetarded December 4, 2011

Carpet shopping

Seattle, WA

Trying to pick up some fresh new pussy

"Yo, we need to hit the town and do some carpet shopping tonight, I just got dumped by that cockpocket"

by Osama Been Laughin March 30, 2009

Cock Shop

A bar that typically has WAY more guys than girls. These are usually sports bars and the occasional pub.

OR

A bar that has way more male employees than female employees, but isn't a gay bar.

Maloney's is a total cock shop. I mean, there are like 15 girls and 40 guys there at any time. Lame!

by PrimePsion July 21, 2009

poppy shop

Your everyday corner store. This term is used in Philly.

Yo homie, let's hit the poppy shop and get some wraps.

by :Manic September 21, 2016

flip shop

A publication, often a website, which distributes lazy borderline plagiarism of others' articles and passes them off as their own (e.g., Cracked.com, TodayIFoundOut.com, Buzzfeed.com et al.)

Those shitbirds at the Dollop flip shop just poached another of my articles.

by Stuffy enough November 14, 2016