jizz shake

In New England area a milk shake is made of ice cream blended with milk, a milk shake is thicker than milk but not as thick as a frappe, thus a jizz shake is when you describe a guy's cum as not to thick and not to watery

I swallowed Brian's cum and it had the thickness of a jizz shake

by Jerry and Brian August 10, 2003

Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.

Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.

by g9aul August 10, 2009

Douche Shake

To shake hands like a douchebag. A ridiculous handshake. When a douchebag starts off to shake your hand with his elbow far up and out.

Have you seen the way Corey from Pawn Stars shakes hands? That's a total douche shake.

by ZeeLeader July 13, 2012

Harlem Shake

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.

Did you see Jimmy Fallon on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake?

Yeah they all looked retarted!

by McLovinUrMom951 February 9, 2013

milk shake

2/3 ice cream, 1/3 milk, place in blender, mix, serve chilled

strawberry milk shake

by dude December 31, 2003

Meat Shake

This nefarious sexual act requires the aid of 3 things; 1 person (gender inconsequential) with epilepsy, 1 strobe light, and 1 harness. Upon securing the epileptic person with the harness, the harness is then attatched securely to the penis of the meat shake reciever. The strobe light is then turned on, causing the person within the harness to have an epileptic fit. The shaking of the reciever's "meat", should cause him to ejaculate within minutes, probably ontop of the person secured in the harness.

Mark: "I wasnt too keen on Sally, until i learned that she had epilepsy."
Josh: "you didn't do what i think you did, did you?"
Mark: "Bro... i meat shaked the shit out of her."
Josh: "Classic Mark"

by Nigger flip May 5, 2010

Shamrock Shake

The best possible item ever placed on the Mcdonalds' menu. People wait hours just to buy one when they start selling them the month before St Patrick's day. A green vanilla mike shake (which may or may not be more addictive than crack.)

Person X: What the hell is this line for at McDonalds?
Person Y: They released Shamrock Shakes, again!
Person X: Is that a Mexican thing?
Person Y: Irish.
Person X: Ahhhh...bless the Irish and their dairy treats!

by Philly1221 September 20, 2006