semen salute

Begin masturbating at the beginning of the first note of the national anthem with your left hand while maintaining a proper salute and attempt to blow your load before the last note.

I finally completed my first semen salute yesterday. I am no longer allowed into fenway park.

by All around patriot August 27, 2013

semen fever

Semen fever is when a man is so pent up and horny that even the ugliest candidate for sex will do.

Semen fever can be caused by busy work schedule and heavy amounts of cock blocking around the house. Cure ability is simple smack it and get your brain back before you bang a 3.5

Guy 1: hey bro want to hang out and hotbox today.

Guy 2: no man sorry but my semen fevers real bad

by The boner doctor January 6, 2014

Semenate

Semenate:
Verb-to ejaculate
Noun-plural for ejaculations

Don't stop I'm about to Semenate.

by Will Cmo February 13, 2014

Seecretly

A really entertaining website where people post a lot of weird shit. Sometimes funny, sometimes disgusting, sometimes scary. www.seecretly.com

My seecretly favorite: "I recently dislocated my right wrist. All my friends make fun of me saying that i dislocated it by jerking off, sad part is that they are right.."

by ruururu May 8, 2014

semen slobber

1. noun: Slobber that is strung out and looks like globs of semen.

2. noun: Slobber of the mouth that has received a large load of semen.

1. Ugh! Your dog got semen slobber all over me!
2. Look, Emmy's face is covered in semen slobber.

by Go Vols August 16, 2014

Semen Syphoner

A person who sucks semen from balls and/or dick.

You know that girl Jenna? She's such a semen syphoner.

by Salliemae November 6, 2015

semen sight

When semen { from another's or yours penis} shoots into your eye causing the affected area to turn pink for a minimum of 5 days

Chase: hey angel
Angel: yeah?
Chase: me and christian were Netflix and chilling and he gave me semen sight
Angel: You're a faggot, you know that chase?
Chase: yeah....

by Yung.k.i. d December 15, 2015