september 23rd

stop being a bitch day!

hey adam it’s september 23rd it’s stop being a bitch day maybe you should try it!

by saddvibess September 23, 2021

September 25th Eve

That time of year, every september 24th men all around the world get ready and find a big juicy schlong to gobble down!

Man 1: hey bro what did you get up to last night?
Man 2: oh you know just prepared for September 25th Eve.

by SweetOneTime September 24, 2021

September 1

National grab ass day

September 1 is when you can grab anyone’s ass you want

by Realist human alive August 31, 2021

september 2

Today is the day that u act like your bestie is your girlfriend/boyfriend.

On September 2 is national best friend dating day

by Anonymous 1912986 September 1, 2021

september 3rd

national bf day

its September 3rd! i love national boyfriends day!

by jaturn_ September 3, 2021

September 20

the day you have to say yes to everything no matter how crazy it is and you have to ask at least one person to shag you but it has to be that day or it doesn't count

me: why are they cutting off each others pubes?
olivia: it’s September 20th
remember they have to say yes to anyone about anything

me: oh yes

by scerystanlee1 September 3, 2021

September 13th

September 13th, the birthday of king vamp. The greatest person to ever touch a microphone. It is an honor to live on the same planet with Playboi Carti

“I bet you can’t guess who’s birthday it is on September 13th” “who?” “Playboi carti!”

by vermigerous September 7, 2021