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Sandle Surfing

The dexterious and deliberate act of maneuvering through a public shower (gym, work shower) while wearing sandles/shower shoes. Most common when wearing thin sandles that easily allow water to get on your feet. The intent is usually to avoid nasty stagnant water filled with other peoples pubes, dead skin cells, feces, semen, etc from getting on your feet.
Sandle surfing
Guy1: did you see that ball of pubes stuck in the shower drain this morning?
Guy2: yeah I totally sandle surfed around it.
by AtheosAeternus October 6, 2016
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Sandlering

Named after the bipopular celebrity Adam Sandler, Sandlering is the tendency of always returning to one specific silly voice or accent - wether on purpose or not (though mostly not) - when joking, being silly or when acting.
You know that scene from The Cobbler where Adam Sandler's character couldn't find the body of the man he had killed with a shoe? The sandlering in that scene turned it from funny into cringy.

Man, George could be a great comedian if he just learned to control his sandlering.

I don't mind my sandlering; it's a good indicator that I'm having a good time.

When Eric sandler he actually sounds slightly british.

You're such a sandlerer, Martha!
by Charles wannaby May 16, 2016
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Sandal socks

Panty dropping socks with sandals looking design
Did you see daddy Austin with his sexy sandal socks
by Mcnigerianthegoat August 31, 2016
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sandlykke

The lastname of a god walking among us. A person who is in a position of this amazing last name, shall be protected and loved by everyone. His sperm is worth millions of dollars.
You are so lucky to have a last name like Sandlykke
by Bibbelib November 20, 2016
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Sandling Stinky Finger

After a long hard workout on the stairmaster at the gym, one takes their pointer finger and places it between their nut sack and their leg. Then, you rub it around collecting this smelly, salty, sweaty, moist substance. Once this substance is on your finger, you now have Sandling Stinky Finger. This additive to your finger is generally used for things like giving wet willy's, lubricant to play with your balloon knot (Butt hole), or to simply suck on for a quick tasty snack.
Hey Chris, after our shifts at the gym want to get a quick cardio workout in on the stairmaster? Once we are done we can taste each other's Sandling Stinky Fingers.
by JCaal November 29, 2016
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Sandals Off

Things are about to go down and you need to be ready.
We are going to miss the bus!
Sandals Off, we are running for it

I've got homework for tomorrow.

Sandals Off, going to be pulling an allnighter
by Beyond the Thunderdome! February 8, 2018
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sandlog

when your doing your girl on the beach and accidentally stick your dick in the sand.
I was having some hot sex on the beach with my girl, but then I slipped out and wound up with a sandlog
by MizzleBizzle June 13, 2018
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