sweater ninja

1. A hipster who wears old navy sweaters and bad cologne and covers his nose with his sweater so he can better smell his cologne.

2. a self obsessed asshole

dude, did you see the see the sweater ninja walking out of old navy.
no, but i smelled him

by febract November 29, 2010

Sweatercore

A subculture of punk rock illustrated by wearing preppy clothing like sweaters and tweed blazers. The term was coined by some grad student/stand-up comic in Colorado Springs.

The whole sociology department at this liberal arts college is sweatercore as fuck.

by ejplys April 2, 2015

peruvian Sweater

A sweater completely made up of pubic hair. Mostly from the male region the female.

Ex. Dale:Hey man that sweater looks itchy.

Don:Yea i made it this morning.

Dale:What is that made of it smells like balls?

Don:out of my pubes.

Dale:that is nasty what is wrong with you.

Don:felt like doing a peruvian sweater.

by Sharpcw10 March 17, 2010

Sweater Weather Man

pussy.

Sweater Weather Man gets laid every night!

by sweaterweatherman December 4, 2014

pinky sweater

A pinky sweater is a rare, complex, and sacred binding agreement. Two consenting parties perform strenuous calisthenics with their respective pinky fingers until clammy enough to be deemed "sweaty pinkies", then, while maintaining sweaty pinky-to-pinky contact exchange unbreakable vowels of commitment to a predetermined cause.

Priest: "Do you, John Doe, take thee Jane Doe to be thy bride in holy matrimony, as long as you both shall live?"

John Doe: "I Pinky Sweater it"

by MaynardWords October 15, 2010

man sweater

any sweater worn by a man that causes one to question that man's man-ness.

As in, "Look at that man sweater. Ha ha ha.. what a fairy!"

by Robert Doisneau December 5, 2003

Cosmic Sweater

you jizz in a condom til its halfway full and slap your partner in the chest until it pops giving her a nice cosmic sweater.

i slapped my girlfriend and gave her a Cosmic Sweater.

nice man.

by xxBootykIlla94xx June 30, 2011