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Spreading Christmas Cheer

When a girl gives a boy a blowjob during the holiday season and he blows his load (christmas cheer) in her face.
Tyler: "Dude I just spread Christmas cheer all over that hoe's face."
Samson: "Dude your just like Santa Claus."

Boy: "My mom caught me spreading Christmas cheer all over my girlfriends face."
by courtneyann! January 6, 2009
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screaming nipple syndrome

sns is where your nipples scream simultaneously a blood curdling scream.
this is usually stopped by feeding your nipples tacos.
aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
mmmmm tacos
she had screaming nipple syndrome until she went to taco bell.
by chasewashere April 9, 2008
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Screaming Seagull

That thing where you take out your little Chewbacca and then you rubs him in the sandy beach and return him to his happy place inside and the sandy badness makes the happy place on the lady hurt and she screams and the beach is where seagulls live and that is why.
My fine lady screamed like a screaming seagull when i performed the screaming seagull on the beach.
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screaming seagull

While having sex with Papageorges, the girl feels just like if she was having sex with a sandbox.
Mamageorges : Papageorges, would you please take a shower before having sex with me. My vagina feels like its being sandblasted.

Papageorges: Ehh, I just got out of the shower. I guess thats just the way i am. Screaming seagull-ing is Iles-de-la-Madelaine's special move.
by DJChronik October 5, 2010
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Stealing

to borrow and pretending it never happened
Bob: can i borrow your shirt
Deb: sure
*after 10 years*
Deb: Where is my shirt?
Bob: what shirt
Deb: hmm nvm. i thought i- uhm nvm

^stealing^
by HeroicLemon December 1, 2015
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Taco Stealing Hoe

a tiny white girl with a big mouth that likes to run around stealing peoples tacos and never returning them
"hey that hoe stole my taco! taco stealing hoe bring back my taco"
by veronica093175842 January 23, 2009
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screaming chicken

A derogatory reference to the US Army 101st Airborne Division, the "Screaming Eagles". Their patch shows the head of an eagle with its beak open, so they're mocked by comparing the eagle to a chicken, modifying their nickname to "screaming chickens", particularly by their competitor the 82nd Airborne
A: So, your cousin that just enlisted, is he gonna join us warfighters in the "All-Americans" 82nd Airborne?

B: Nah, I warned him they're just fuckin' legs, but the little faggot went and joined the "Screaming Chickens" instead.
by Gyreneisms July 3, 2011
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