Stair-Job

The act of cleaning one's steps, usually to impress a member of the opposite sex. Stair-jobs vary between first-rate and second-rate quality performances. Certain stair-jobs also include a thorough cleaning of both stairwells and steps.

Despite having a dirty porch herself, Xzen gave the best stair-jobs in all of the city.

by Joey the Fox April 24, 2010

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Staircase Surprise

When you find out your girlfriend is pregnant and you push her down a staircase at a random time in hopes of giving her a free abortion.

Guy 1 : I just learned my girlfriend is pregnant! What do I do? I can't afford to have a kid!

Guy 2 : Sounds like it's time to give her a staircase surprise!

by Baby Box January 27, 2011

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stairway to heaven

it is a great song by Led Zeppelin,
if you play "If there's a bustle in your hedgerow,
Don't be alarmed now,
It's just a spring clean for the May queen.
Yes, there are two paths you can go by
But in the long run" backwards it has a kind of Satanic/ unknown message hidden in it. its pretty hard to understands what its saying so your best bet is too look on youtube and search "Stairway To Heaven" backwards.

go hear Stairway To Heaven for yourself

by KRUSTY KREME KAKES April 3, 2017

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starstiel

one of the most incredible people to ever exist. kind, funny, sweet and overall amazing. if u ever meet a starstiel, make sure to never let them go as they will make you laugh forever and make u eternally happy. very very good at listening to people and giving them advice, and makes you feel good about yourself. 100% deserves all the happiness ever.

hey, you ever met a starstiel? i met one yesterday and it was the best day of my life.

by yeezy head December 23, 2018

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