When you buy so much dove body wash that you have filled your primary residence, and your only option in is to rent the neighbouring house and default on it.
There was a sexy party going on at number 13, but we knew the tenants were dove squatting. We sent Jonny in, and he confirmed it was everywhere.
by B-double-D April 24, 2020
Get the dove squattingmug. by Baldy64 August 17, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Adj- the act of working out the male genitalia in various forms of activities such as tea bagging, sexual intercourse, and blow jobs.
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
Plural adj- Nut squats/ nut squatting the act of performing multiple times. Nicolajai The Great Greek
by JaiGuyBowie July 29, 2016
Get the Nut Squatmug. A replacement for "damn"
by Springtrap Gamer May 8, 2023
Get the Darn diddly squatmug. An act, normally performed on video, intended to titillate the senses. This act is technically a fetish, but (and this is important) it is NOT ILLEGAL! Squat Cobbler involves a fully clothed man, all by himself, who sits in a pie and wiggles around. The more extreme varieties of this lewd act is known as "Cry Baby Squat Cobbler", or "Cry Baby Squat" for short, which involves tears. Usually, the more tears, the more taboo it is considered to be, and to a certain audience, more desirable.
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
The term originates from the eastern United States where it is commonly called "Hoboken Squat Cobbler" and, like Hellman's Mayonnaise, is called something different west of the Rocky Mountains.
In the midwest it is simply referred to as "pie sitting"
See also full moon moon pie boston crème splat simple simon the ass man dutch apple ass pie sitting Hoboken squat cobbler
Jeff came over and was paid handsomely to perform the Hoboken squat cobbler into a still hot dutch apple pie.
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
The man does a mean and quite sexy squat cobbler. There are tears, and lots of wriggling! He even wears a batman costume!
by pseudonymnonominon July 29, 2016
Get the squat cobblermug. Someone who takes videos of himself squatting naked on a pie, preferably of the cream type variety, and masturbating much to the delight of his intended viewer.
by Yankwood August 29, 2016
Get the Hoboken Squat Cobblermug. Do you you know Steve?
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
Is Steve the short guy?
Yeah that’s him
Yeah fuck that guy he’s a midget squat fuck
by Frogsquatch November 11, 2020
Get the Midget Squat Fuckmug.