Spitting and shitting

When you spit on his weenie while wearing a bikini. Then you shit in his mouth and he swallows because he is not a bitch.

Spitting and shitting is fun
Chum is fum too

by Tam tam buttlicker October 25, 2019

Satan Spit

Opposite to a holy lick!!
Someone spits on you

Dave:Please help me!!!! It burns!!!!
Paul: What??!!!?? What burns???!!!??? What happened??!!??
Dave: I just got a holy lick!!!
Paul: O.k. you'll be fine i know you need satan spit!!
(After Paul spits on Dave)
Dave: Thank you soo much!! You just saved my life!!!
Paul:No Biggy!!!

by Edndme4ev May 31, 2009

The spit bottle

When a woman opens her legs while getting anal sex and the man pulls out and cums in her side open vagina with his penis

Bro I just gave Marie the spit bottle

by Xoljk32323 November 25, 2017

Spitting mud

When someone with diarrhea deposits it into someone's mouth and that person in returns spits it back into the others persons face.

I asked my friend why it looked like he got chocolate smeared all over his face. He told me his girlfriend was spitting mud.

by mingus6912, jester January 18, 2009

spit jewels

To ejaculate, Preferably on the body of a female, and watch it glitter.

"The chick was so hot I had to pull it out and spit jewels on her stomach"

by urban dictionist February 28, 2007

spitting cobra

penis
more specifically a penis in the act of ejaculating

"I showed her my spitting cobra"

by myghee June 24, 2005

Spit Roast

In hetrosexual terms: The sexual act or process of a female party lodging herself between mulitple sexually rampant males while receiving anal and/or vaginal penetration and felating the erect male.

The female is often subject to intense abuse or degrading ridicule after aformentioned sexual act.

Male A: "That cum guzzling slut got ravaged last night"

Male B: "Yeah I knew she was a whore but I didn't know she'd be up for a spit roast"

by Kyzer & Roach March 21, 2009