soft jont

will be defined as a bad bitch, pretty girl, someone who is looked at to be sexy, and has crazy sex appeal

1. Dam, she soft as shit
2. Man... i just started workin at this new job, its hell of soft jonts that work there

by tha kid goos October 15, 2008

Soft James

An absolute bellend.

That bloke is a Soft James.

by Softboi8 November 26, 2016

soft splash

The act of ejaculating while flaccid.

"I was about to fuck this bad bad last night until I soft splashed in my pants while I was eating her out."

by SplashMountain February 3, 2014

Soft-Head

Always cry when an animal is killed in Minecraft, think dogs are scary, think snakes are slimy, always cry for exceptionally dumb things. Generally not very resilient and very fragile.

My sister is a real Soft-Head. She literally balled her head off when I beat her in Mario Kart Wii. And the worst part is that she is 12 whole years old!

by Kingdom Miracle November 29, 2020

Soft McDonald

A code phrase that one says while in a public setting to convey that a hearty bowel movement is afoot following the ingestion of copious amounts of fast food.

Yeah, that McPick 2 is going to be a Soft McDonald in a matter of moments.

by TheBaeistBae August 19, 2016

Soft-Biatch

A chewy cookie commonly associated with Soft Batch brand

Man, I'm so hungry I could really go for some Soft-biatch.

by AndyPanda March 30, 2009

Soft Drawing

Soft Drawing is a cute, simple, light drawing that is usually very wholesome. :) It has very light shading, highlights, colors etc. and has light outlines, or none!

Person 1: Aww! What are you doing?
Person 2: I’m Soft Drawing!

Person 1: That’s adorable!

by sapnapsupremacy April 21, 2021