Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

Snail

Another word for a homeless person, as they carry their home on their back.

Look at that snail over there pissing in Costa coffee’s doorway!

by Thedodgytaxidriver October 10, 2017

Stepping on snails

1. Some one who likes to ignore

other's messages
2. Some one who loves to cause pain and suffering for others

She ignored my text so she must love stepping on snails

Joe like to hurt others he loves stepping on snails

by Riko the love spreading March 24, 2023

Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023

Soggy Snail

The act of cumming in a woman then having her drag her vagina across your chest

Bro Brittany gave me a soggy snail last night, I haven't had one since college!

by Ovyna November 20, 2025

Snail

A turbocharger.

Hey Joe that Mustang has a big snail sticking out of the grill, I don’t think your stock Corvette will stand a chance.

by tony330tc2 April 20, 2021

snail emoji

used when someone is being annoying or unfunny

@passionate is being such a 🐌 (snail emoji)

by pipiup May 11, 2022