hit the showers

A term used when you want someone to leave. Derived from a coach telling his players to 'hit the showers' after the game.

Was mackin' on this slapper, then this hot snatch started given me eyes. Told that slapper to hit the showers and went for better quality punani.

by Davo Brain August 30, 2005

sink shower

A substitution for a shower when there is not enough time for a full shower, but you still have some mad bedhead. In order to take a sink shower, stick your head under the faucet and turn it on. If done right, your girlfriend won't be able to tell the difference.
Some deodorant may also be necessary to complete the illusion.

Girl: Wow, I like your hair today. What did you do?
Guy: To be honest, I just went for the sink shower.
Girl: That's nasty.
Guy: What was I supposed to do? We had 5 minutes and my hair looked like a mushroom.

Guy: I'm gonna go grab a sink shower before we go.
Guy 2: Hellz yeah.

by The Fourth Tenor June 22, 2008

Golden Shower

Some times:
The act of peeing on a significant other shows loyalty, honest and belong to someone that's dear to you shows vulnerability and faithfulness , peeing on someone show your longing, care for, faithfulness, how much there wanted by you
Primal Animalist Love:
mark their territory to signal “ownership” and to advertise sexual receptivity and availability.

My love show me true love with a golden shower to express we belong to one other

by Thinking man Balthasar July 4, 2022

ballymun shower

The dousing of a knacker in lynx , in place of an actual shower

"I'l be wih ya in a sec lads just gonna have a ballymun shower"

by Sir-Drinksalot May 20, 2008

turkish shower

the act of putting on cologne to mask body odor, instead of showering or bathing.

"yea baby i DID shower today, I took a Turkish Shower!"

by Eden Muslimman September 27, 2008

albino shower rat

A large amount of sperm deposited in the shower, collecting body hair on its way to the drain, only to get stuck in the metal grate, giving the resemblance of an albino rat.

"John what the fuck? you left a fucking albino shower rat in the bathroom this morning."

by goatsniffer January 18, 2008

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

Your mom eating rye bread in the shower is when your mom eats rye bread while taking a shower.

Your mom eats rye bread in the shower

by Buddyjjl November 3, 2011