Classy Skank

A skank with hand herpes who is respectful enough to wear classy gloves to cover it

Damn Girl you look good take off those gloves and give me a handjob

Ok *takes off gloves*

Ewwww Hand herpes you classy skank you

by MrMcSkank February 16, 2013

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Shit-Skanked

When you approach the bathroom, someone walks in right in front of you, thus leaving you to stand outside and wait disappointed and betrayed.

I was going to the bathroom, and Jason just walked in right in front of me! Fuckin' Shit-skanked!

by Thirotan September 10, 2011

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skank master

the master of all skanks otherwise known as a pimp

john ant no skank master. jesus is

by BananaHamack December 27, 2008

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A Turbo Skank is a female (normally with below average intelligence and common sense) whom is known to be sexually active, but who whole heartily denies the fact. When confronted on this fact the Turbo Skank becomes overly defensive and on rare occasions violent.
BEWARE: The Turbo Skank is known to enlist her normal skank friends to gang up on the accusing male. Always attack in groups.

Guy: Hey! I herd you fucked around with some dude this weekend.
Turbo Skank: NO!! YOU REALLY THINK I WOULD DO THAT? (to friend) Lets spread vicious rumors and childishly ignore him.
Guy: Damn it i should have attacked in a group...

by Mr. McGillahardie March 26, 2009

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Skank Flu

When one becomes withdrawn, unpleasant, and sad as a result of being in the immediate vacinity of a skank. The skank's proximity causes mixed emotions of jealousy, disgust, and self-loathing making it impossible to enjoy oneself at lunch, a party, or any event

I was having a great time until that cooze Krystal showed up - now I have skank flu and want to go home.

by emilace September 29, 2009

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