sitting on a plank

When you hide a boner by shoving it in between your legs and squeezing it with your thighs

Adam: hey look how tight that guy's legs are, wtf is he doing
Bartholomew: he's definitely sitting on a plank rn

by arcanev4 February 22, 2025

Sitting hot

When you poop your pants and just continue to sit in it.

“Dude it’s sitting hot” “I gotta go, I’m sitting hot”

by Tattoo ernay November 29, 2020

sitting ass

sit ass - verb - be unproductive.

Possibly a shortening of "sit on (one's) ass".

Just because I am able to figure out shit above and beyond does not mean that I should be required to so that everyone else can sit ass. I am very good at sitting ass, too.

by often delighted February 24, 2022

Pocket Sit Down

When someone pranks somebody else by making a 'farting chair' and the person 'farts'.

Man, can you believe what Bethany did to Samantha! She totally got a Pocket Sit Down!

by Samantha the farter January 24, 2019

Sit the ick

Sit the ick

Something you gotta do when you gotta do

"i gotta sit the ick"
"oh okay, go ahead"

by SillySausage42 September 11, 2022

sit on the floor

sitting on someone's genitals

want to sit on my face? "Can I sit on the floor first?"

by Shut up floor January 26, 2014

Ankle sitting

Ankle sitting refers to a type of sitting where a person is in a chair, and has one of their leg folded over the other in a way where the ankle rests on top of the knee.

This term was coined in 2024 by youtuber project y.b.t.f.c., also known as Wiz.

A: What's your favorite sitting position?
B: Definitely ankle sitting. I love leaving no room for other people when I'm in public buses.

by HotRodDuncan's#1fan August 31, 2024