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Jack the Shitter

A sexual act where one individual inserts a thumb into another individual's butthole and then smears the feces across the other person's throat a la Jack the Ripper. Also known as the Sweeney Turd.
Shit dog, we ate a bunch of dim sum and when we went back to the house, I gave her a Jack the Shitter before she could get on that Squatty Potty.
by SpunkyLiesl August 24, 2017
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Route Serial Shitter

Somebody who makes deliveries who has IBS or similar and destroys restrooms each stop along the way.
by AnonK1234 September 30, 2023
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slam dunked right in the shitter

Jesus, we are really getting slam dunked right in the shitter!
by Bose1234 April 20, 2019
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Raging ass raper in the shitter

a person who has a passion for anal rape on the shitter.
Man, Craig likes to perform raging ass raper in the shitter.
by fhcgh October 9, 2006
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shitter

a state of life that just completely sucks!
when my girlfriend caught me with someone else i got put in the shitter real fast.
by chinman September 1, 2008
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shiterature

a bad/disliked book

from the combination of shitty and literature
"The Scarlet Letter is a grade A piece of SHITERATURE!"
by sixthree December 7, 2006
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sharpiskian shiter

a rather large and painful poo that results in a spikey stabbing feeling in and around the ASSHOLE!!
" COR BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!! That was one sharpiskian shiter!! like a thousand razor blades stabbin my asshole!! god damn
by the two julies January 29, 2007
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