Sea Hag

the greatest attorney that ever lived, who lives by sea and likes the popeye character the sea hag.

I'm sea hag and just won my case.

by Litigation November 29, 2011

Sea of Japan

the body of water between Korea and Japan. Area:391,100 sq. mi./1,012,945 sq. km.

The Sea of Japan is labelled as the East Sea in Chinese maps dating to the 14C. and the term Sea of Korea, Sea of China, Sea of Japan, Oriental Sea are all found in European maps dating before the 20C.

by J RO February 13, 2006

Sea Lion

When after a night of heavy drinking someone crashes and is unable to do anything for at least 12 hours. The easiest way to recognize a Sea Lion is to poke the person and see what happens. If they moan and thrash and bark like a sea creature then fall back asleep they are a Sea Lion. This condition happens most with people of half-ginger descent.

Not even a trident could wake that Sea Lion.

by LaDarren Anderson September 26, 2010

Sea Bass

Horribly Ugly; Disgusting

That pink and purple shirt is sea bass.

by Elias Paulson August 9, 2005

Sea Lion

A sexy, secksy, smexy, smexican beast from Smexico. It is the most virile of all creatures, and the most deadly. It has been known to inseminate thirty-four different types of creatures in the span of fourteen seconds, and proceed to crush each and every one of them with its uberblubber at the same time because they looked at it funny. It also enjoys long crawls on the beach, mauling horseback riders, and it sucks ass at basketball. Often confused with a walrus, due to it's magnificent tusks.

Cocksucker: "Dude get out of the way, there's a sea lion coming through!"

Smegmatr0n: "No, you idiot, that's just a stupid whore walrus."

Sea Lion: "You motherfuckers actually confused me with a walrus? That's alright, it happens all the time.

*Splat*

by Ma3di August 14, 2006

sea squarey

In the Royal Australian Navy, a Sea Squarey is referred to as another member of the ship that an individual is "squaring away", which in laymans terms means to involve in carnal knowledge, in the roughest possible sense.

Did you hear that Nato just got charged for pumping his Sea Squarey in the ship's laundry? It was a massacre of sweat and screaming.

by Big Willy1207 September 15, 2016

sea moss

Sea moss- any form of a sea creatures sperm/ejactulation

Ex: “Theres Sea Moss all in out tank!” Or “We need some extra sea moss to breed.”

by fishytaint July 2, 2020