guy1: Have you seen that tentacle porn with Dora the Explorer!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!
guy2: Yep, still not as bad as Gwen Tennyson blowing an alien while getting fucked by her cousin, mother, and grandpa at the same time!
guy1: Daaaaaammm! rule 34 strikes again!
guy2: Thank god there's no "Chuck Norris fucking Optimus Prime" shit out there.
guy1: You just imagined it, now there is.
guy2: Damn you rule34, damn you!
by hentai-holic May 19, 2011
Do not talk about /b/.
Guy- Hey guys wanna know about /b/?
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.
Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.
*gets kicked in the nuts*
Other guy- You just broke Rule 1.
Girl- Wanna know about /b/?
*gets punched in the tits*
Some other person- You just broke Rule 1.
by mboone April 09, 2010
Never get back together with a girl or guy that you've broken up with before. The Solmes Rule suggest you are only doing it out convenience, and that it will not work.
by Beeeeep June 22, 2008
When a person playing a casual sport (example: basketball pick up game at the park) complains about everything and states the proper rules of the game, when really no one else cares and is just trying to have a good time.
These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated
These people generally start being rule whores when their team starts losing and they get frustrated
-playing basketball at the park
Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!
John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!
Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT
John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!
Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!
John- (laughs and leaves)
Rule Whore-- EY EY THATS A THREE SECOND VIOLATION!!!
John- Dude who the fuck cares, its a pick up game!
Rule Whore-- NO NO FUCK THIS IF U AINT PLAYING BY THE RULES THAN I QUIT
John- OK man chill, ur just mad cuz ur losing, ur such a Rule Whore!!!!
Rule whore- YOU WANT ME TO LOOK UP THE RULES FOR YOU, I SWEAR WHAT IM SAYING IS RIGHT!!!
John- (laughs and leaves)
by jojo22355 April 06, 2010
Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021
Simply put the "money rule" means the person with the money makes the rules. Often used in contract negotiations.
If your concerned about default we can add his mother as a co-signer on the loan. We will make it a money rule in the contract.
by Anthony F June 24, 2007
The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
by deadw8 May 30, 2010