riding solo

masturbating

what are you doing tonight?
nothing just riding solo

by Xyoudontknowme October 30, 2011

riding the slopes

verb - the act of snorting cocaine

Yo, Tony is riding the slopes tonight

by Izzy Perez August 31, 2006

east indian camel-riding goggles

The act of a male positioning ones self over a females head, such that his asshole is over her mouth and his penis is bent back along her nose, while each testicle rests on the females eye sockets. At which point the male proceeds to take a shit on her face.

I wanted to do something very special for Cindy on Valentines day, give her a gift she would never forget, so I lit some candles and gave her East Indian Camel-Riding Goggles. She'll never forget that shit.

by analBunny November 24, 2010

Riding the pain train

A person who is feeling or who will be in an immense amount of pain. A somatic sensation of acute discomfort.

-Hey dude I just heard that Clay put Icy Hot on his ball sac, he's gonna be riding the pain train in a few minutes.
-Haha what a dumbass.

by C-Russ67 April 29, 2010

riding hot

When you wake up and go to work / school despite the fact that you're still shit cocked from the night before.

Listen man, I can't hear the lecture over that porn so if you could please turn it off and go use some listerine I would really appreciate it.

Be easy broseph, I'm riding hot.

by chaboyjay February 18, 2011

Riding your bike backwards

Anal sex and or anything that involves anal pleasure

Joe just went "Riding your bike backwards" all over that woman.

by PoniBoyee April 19, 2011

dirt riding

1. anal sex
2. see mud riding

That skank likes dirt riding more than in her cooch!

by Bud E Love May 5, 2003