toe religion

Once upon a time the toes came to this planet to remake the world in their image. Ever heard of the dinosaurs? Ever noticed how the big crater looks like the indent of a giant toe. The toes left us their disciples to finish cultivating the world. But we became too obsessed with our hands and fingers and strayed away from the holy body part( AKA toes). One day they will return and madness will befall all who do not stand with the toes.

We are not a cult

Join us
by Hello123toes April 27, 2024
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True religion genes

A Mormon or former Mormon who has really good physical genes but may or may not have mental abnormalities
Girl 1: wow that guy is so hot but he’s kind of weird
Girl 2: talk about true religion genes!
by Ingredients January 27, 2022
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unauthorized religion

Any sexual relations outside of marriage, whether it be premarital, or extramarital/incest/child abuse/rape/spouse abuse, done without permission.

It comes from my thought that if sex is sacred within marriage, and is termed a sacrament. So if people do it outside of marriage, or perform spouse abuse it is unauthorised, or done without permission even if done against ones' morales.
My mom cheated on dad, by doing unauthorized religion with her boyfriend, behind his back.
by Mr. Wicked February 23, 2017
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Kagodyama religion

This is the religion of Kageyama Tobio. We worship and pray to Kageyama. We also drink milk (angrily) to feel blessed by his existence. Holy water never heard of that it's holy milk.
Pray Kageyama my friend
Drink holy milk and stay hydrated
Become a part of the friendly kagodyama religion.
by Kageyamasqueenofthecourt October 30, 2020
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3rd Priest Religion

The 3rd Priet Religion is a Christian religion. Its where a Christan can do "world-like" activities. But they still pray & speak in tounges. They also believe that all people are created equal, and do not judge people by there: hair, skin, sexuality, or personality. They also care a lot about there looks and the way they are thought of by others. 3rd Priest always put God first in any situation.
Someone might be slamming on a person using there words, but they don't mean to harm that person, as a 3rd Priest.

People who are obsessed with keeping a well diet, & always trying look there best.

3rd Priest Religion also have a strong need to feel for others, but don't usually show it.
by Jesus Follower May 25, 2011
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Religion

Belief in the afterlife or other metaphysical concepts, often using a mythology. It is spread by people called prophets.
I do not believe in religion.
by flopgaming September 15, 2023
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religion

Something that made sense a few thousands years ago, but is irrelevant now.
You all need to embrace religion in your lives or you will burn in hell!
Nah, I'm good.
by Dzheres January 13, 2024
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