forgot the receipt

This is an expression used when someone takes a dump in the public bathroom without wiping or flushing. In this context, receipt means toilet paper.

"Ew..."
"What?"
"Someone forgot the receipt!"
"That's disgusting."

by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022

Today I received a Bandi

To receive a excessively long monologue in the form of a message, on any kind of chat platform.

Yesterday i had fallen out with my friend, but TODAY I RECEIVED A BANDI. It was nearly 4 pages long and he apologised for everything.

by xMinister February 10, 2022

Post-Cock Recidivist History

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.

Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.

Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History

by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

Nostalgia of Recency

The feeling of a positive remembrance of an event that has occurred after Covid-19.

The only reason I have nostalgia of recency is because lockdown was so peaceful compared to today.

Although, I still don't like my chores 🗣🧊🧊🧊

by MDD4 November 17, 2023

ass stamp receipt

Known for always having a large butt from photos and videos.

Proof of Maintaining a big ass over a long period of time .

Sam: “ou girl did you get a butt lift ?!”
Bonnie: “ Tsss hell no sweetheart check my ass stamp receipts !” Lol

by Mdussa January 3, 2024

Property manager receptionist

Dimple

Dimple is a property manager receptionist

by poopiepie123 January 17, 2024

Rowan county wedding reception

A private ceremony where participants usually cousins close relatives after a Rowan county wedding have sex with the bride to conceive a inbred child

Why wasn’t I invited to the wedding reception….. well it wasn’t a normal wedding reception it was a Rowan county wedding reception you have to be a close relative to be invited

by ChuckZilla78 March 17, 2024